NO HUMAN I WILL NOT STOP TRYING TO CRAM MY ENTIRE FOOT INTO MY MOUTH
is my anxiety returning or is it Coronavirus
is it hay fever or Coronavirus
dog won’t stop licking her butthole
tops of arms itching is it allergies
is walton goggins handsome or is my taste in guys weird
how to be nice about not liking someone’s book
feet itching under calluses, is this a red flag for something
how to deal with professional jealousy in a way that does not involve writing in a journal (because i have already done that and it has not worked)
how to give dog subcutaneous fluids at home without traumatizing the dog or the humans doing it
my dog will not stop trying to cram her whole foot in her mouth because it itches; how do i make her stop
is dog sleep apnea a thing
how to deal with being just as bitter and angry as lots of other people, even though you want to be thought of as a person who has their shit together
how to get your shit together
how to avoid a popular person on Twitter when everybody follows them, even though that person sucks
why do my nasal allergies flare up when I put my cpap mask on and lie down to go to sleep
why is jared kushner’s face so punchable
watching the same MST3K episodes over and over: how much is too much
why does everyone love this person even though i hate them
it’s mid-may, why is it raining where i live
can i punch someone for wearing a trump 2020 t-shirt and avoid getting arrested
why is coldplay consistently the fucking worst
why am i so annoyed by conventionally attractive people who post endless instagram photos of themselves doing regular-person things
is there a term for insomnia caused by a chronic pain episode
why do the spoon metaphor and the term “spoonie” send me into a rage
biggest celebrity hot messes of all time
why does the hashtag #blessed make me want to go off the grid forever
why is donald trump the stupidest man alive
when do essential oil blends expire, and can i keep wearing them even if they are expired
how likely is the apocalypse to be caused by donald trump and/or a member of his shitty, good-for-nothing family
how to be happier without resorting to positive thinking or the secret-style bullshit
why are coronavirus conspiracy theorists so gullible
does mike pence call his wife “mother” when they are having sex
why do so many vegan foods have nuts and/or bell peppers (read: two things i am allergic to) in them
how to get your picky-ass dog to EAT SOMETHING
why do i get the wii shop channel music stuck in my head so often
Anna Hamilton | Writer 