gross feet awards

Line drawing of the cartoonist at a podium holding an award shaped like a foot, with stink lines and flies emerging from it. She appears to be giving an acceptance speech: "Uh, wow! I'd like to thank the gross feet award foundation for nominating me, first of all...the Birkenstocks that have made it acceptable for people like me to wear open-toed shoes for the entire summer...my Cerebral Palsy for making the ball and toes of my left foot bear most of my body weight, thereby covering the top part of the bottom of my foot with a nice, thick layer of dead skin, and, of course, global warming, which has made our summers hotter and will eventually kill us all. THANK YOU!"

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